Friday, January 28, 2011

Running Back To You

Okay ive been away but im back now and i come with a joke.
Read this
The Hyenas (The Lion King)
The "villain":
In one of Disney's finest rip-offs to date, The Lion King hyenas were the mangy lowlifes who tried to kill Simba, assisted in the assassination of Mufasa and utterly destroyed the Pride Lands after helping Scar take over as king. Jesus, what is those assholes' problem?

Hyenas, chief douchebags of the Serengeti.
Hold on a minute there:
They want something to eat. That's their problem, and it's only a problem because Mufasa banished them from the Pride Land and forced them to live in an elephant graveyard, which is no place to raise a child, hyena or otherwise. We never know why they were banished to the Pride Slums, leaving us to assume Mufasa's unedited explaination of the Circle of Life went something like this:
Mufasa: Everything you see exists together, in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance, and respect all the creatures-- from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
Simba: But Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become grass. And the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
Simba: Wow... Say, Dad, where do the hyenas fit into the great Circle of Life?
Mufasa: Ugh, the hyenas. No, f#@k those guys.
Simba: Yeah, that's fair.
That's the only way to explain how Scar got an entire army of these animals behind him with such dissident slogans as "Stick with me, and you will never go hungry again!" Scar wasn't promising them unlimited power, just the ability to eat and function as members of society. The hyenas were pissed because the oppressive lion regime had reduced them to second-class citizens, hoarding all the pie for themselves.

Hooray for racism!
No wonder they followed Mufasa's brother. What Scar offered the hyenas was a revolution of the common man. He was more or less their four-legged Lenin.

Doesnt it just made you feel bad for judging villains?

Thursday, January 13, 2011

My Devil and Angel Fight

I think everyone is a little bipolar in their own way. You know how in cartoons and movies when it comes time to make a decision; the good angel and devil pop up on the persons shoulders and offer advice. Unfortunately that doesn't happen in real life. At least not with mini people. But ever so often I'll find myself rationalizing out both sides of a decision. What bad me would do and what good me should do. DAMN do they fight. Normally the good side wins. But lately bad me has been having some fun. 


Its like i know what the right thing to do is, im a smart girl. But lately its though, i don't care. I want what I want, when I want it. I might look back on this in a few years and shake my head, but as of now, for the record. I deserve to have a little fun, even if it hurts later. Thats probably the stupidest thing I've ever said. But thats how I feel and theres nothing I can do about it. 
- Sincerely, Bad Cass

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Elementary Blues & NY Love

My nieces came home complaining the girls bathroom was out of order so they had to use the boys bathroom. I remember when that was an issue. Now we run the risk of gettin kicked off campus :(
Anyway Im watching Glee and I love New York to death and Im so happy I was born mostly raised here and i live here now but I just want the world to know i HATE those black shirts that say New York in bright letters, New Yorkers don't wear them lol there cheap and ghetto.

Its Gonna Be a Late Night


Between late night phone calls, fb chat and youtube, i dont sleep til 5 am on a regular smh. 

I've been an insomniac since High school due to a couple tragic events that have happened at night. I've come to terms with it by taking LONG naps during the day.
Now I have a new love because I have discovered my favorite comics on http://explosm.net/ have animated cartoons


WARNING! THEY ARE ADDICTIVE



 
Enjoy :)